From previous story: 

OH MY GOD IT WASNT A DREEEEAAAM

Now: *oh god* Thats it 

OI YOU BANANA MAN STOP THE TROLLING AND JERRY please take out the trash by 5:00. “No” said banana man in the most calm voice in the whole world. Bro, I really need you to get a lif- “How bout you get a wife” called out banana man. *depression* Bro Like I said CLEARLY, go get a life. “Why” exclaimed banana man. Isn’t it easier to find a passion that you really love isnt it really more fun to find a more suitable job *there is none lol*. You see when I was 5 years old I found the biggest- “I actually feel you bro” said banana man. Really, for the first time in your life you are starting to change *Bananaman EX Super Exclusive Evil Trollface moment* “I actually feel you should just get some of the D’s so you can get to your passion” Said banana man. You mean dollar bills? But whe- “No I mean Deez nuts.” exclaimed banana man. Ok then since I am the narrator I can do anything I want to this story with this book and pen, Hold up where is it *sees banana man writing something*. 

Sorry to interrupt this story but the narrator is in the middle of having a mental breakdown AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ok banana man… WHAT ARE YOU DOING. “Oh just writing some things I want for Xmas.” said banana man. Do you have any idea that what you are doing is the most DANGEROUS thing I let you do, hmm… let me guess you ordered a rocket launcher, The new super Bananaman EX Exclusive Limited Edition Trollface SUS Magnets, Ammo and supplies, Mc donalds burger with lettuce and patty and cheese, a banana gun and Banananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaanananananananaananananananana fried chicken. “No but close I ordered everything you mentioned but with the New Super Mario Limited Edition Youtube 2025 video quality Playstation 999 Super Trollface Hyper Sonic Mr. Beast Banana Man EX SUS Amogus Gmod Angry Munci -9999999999999 iq Banana apple chromebook laptop lamborghini.” Ok then at least you havent gotten to Super Star EX quality yet so you cant dominate the world. Banana man starts to get hungry as he says “Why would I need to dominate the world when I can have all the bananas I want?” well where are they huh? “Oh that is a great idea you are a genius, time to head to Super Mc Donalds KFC Bananaman EX island”, said banana man grinning from side to side. There is no way that you are going to get through all this trouble for bananas. Why dont you just stop thinking about bananas for once “Why dont you start thinking about getting a life for once” laughed banana man. *Silent mental breakdown* Ok then I am done I am just gonna go sit here and watch TV I am done with this bye bye. Banana man set off to Super Mc Donalds KFC Bananaman EX Island. He went to go get his guns and remote bombs as well as his lambo that he ordered and he was off to Super Mc Donalds KFC Bananaman EX Island “I got no idea where I am going to be honest.” said banana man as he sped through the highway at 110 mph. The police show up and catch banana man. “Explain why you were speeding at 110 mph.” said the police, Banana Man exclaimed “I wasn’t. 110 mph is the speed limit isnt it?”, “No, its the highway number you idiot” exclaimed the police. “Ok bye bye” said banana man. The police locked his car tires. “Sir, please step out of the vehicle.” said the police politely. “BACK OFF” said banana man as he pointed his pistol at the police. Ok thats it *goes to banana man*. BRO. CHILL, Ok “How about NO.” said banana man smiling, as usual as he sped off in his lambo. Sorry about that but please don’t arrest banana man. Here I will give you $10,000 for the bail. Ok, so please don’t arrest him I will take care of this. “Alright take care and good luck” said the police. Hey banana man I am serious please stop, this its really getting on my nerves so please STOP. “Nope.” said banana man casually as he pulled out a remote that read “Baba boey!”. What is that for? “Oh its just a detonator to all the C4 I have in my trunk” said banana man casually with a grin on his face as he sped up the car. Oh there it is. “What is?” asked banana man there is a parking lot over there go park over there “Im done!” said banana man while about to laugh pressed the “Baba boey!” button and all the C4 in the car detonated. “Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” exclaimed banana man as he grinned while flying in the air “I’m FLYING!” he came back down into… Super Mc Donalds KFC Bananaman EX Island!!!! Oh no this cant be good I need to redirect him into the water. Ok, wait! He dropped his book! *Snatch* Haha now its time to stop him from hitting Super Mc Donalds KFC Bananaman EX Island and put him into the water. Ok lets see. “A strong gust of wind redirected banana mans flight path into the water” ok that should do it *Execute button* That should work lets go see banana man now. “Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee! I am going higher Wheeeeeeeeeeeee” shouted banana man in a high pitched voice with a grin on his face. But then banana mans face changed from delight to SUPER DELIGHTED because he saw umm…. Lets just say Super Mc Donalds KFC Bananaman EX Island with his species on it. As the banana men looked up they waved and shouted “All hail the new king of Super Mc Donalds KFC Bananaman EX Island” as banana man came back down into the water *SPLASH* banana man hit the water with a big splash and he started swimming toward Super Mc Donalds KFC Bananaman EX Island. Wait no. This cant be. I thought this was all just a rumour! Oh no Banana man wait! “As banana man climbed onto the island he saw other banana men” and grinned from side to side and looked more trollface than he usually looks. “Hallo take this stupid crystal I found on the island yoru the Kong wright?” said one of the banana men. “Sure. yeah I am the king” said banana man. “Gweat take this kwistal” said the same banana man. Well I was not expecting tha- “WHO IS READY FOR TROLING!” Exclaimed banana man. Oh sh** BANANAMAN NOOOOO. As they did pranks on eachother I am just sitting here watching them do all of this while banana man is having the time of his life. “I found my true porpouse” banana man said as he started to glow “I AM THE MASTER OF TWOWWING”. Banana man exploded and grinned happier than ever. “I GOT C4 ON ME BOYS!”  banana man exclaimed as all of them cheered for Banana man EX. I am gonna go kill myself real quick 

*99999999999999999 mental breakdowns later*

BANANA MAN “yes sir” he said as he attached C4 to his head, I NEED YOU TO PLEASE STOP. “Why do you care about me so much?”. Because if you die I cant make more stories. “WHO CARES!” Shouted banana man EX as he had an even bigger grin on his face. “And guess what ur still fatherless, lifeless, and wifeless” said banana man EX as the crowd of Banana men went “OOOOHH That hit hard!”. Ok thats it I will find a new character to make a story. And I am just going to wrap myself in the blankets. Wait my blankets… and what am I doing in my pajamas??? I rub my eyes. Oh that was just all a super realistic dream. Hehe got me rolling there. Hold on why do I hear loud sounds… *Banana man EX “”””””””””””””“trolling”””””””””””””” people.* . Ok I had enough *Back to bed*.