Stupid man
There is a guy. He has a very low IQ and is not very smart. Here we go again… Stupid man (sigh). He doesn’t go to school and he was born out of um… banananananana peels? Wait, isn’t banana man born out of bananana peels too… This isn’t good, I need to make sure they don’t find each other and unlock their full ANNOYING potential. “Ok guys here is another video of stupid man pranks” stupid man said while setting up his camera (It seems that he is recording a Youtube video). Maybe that’s where he was getting all his money. I am getting nervous about stupid man recording these. One day some idiot will look at this stuff and try to find stupid man. ARE YOU SERIOUS. hmm, let’s look at his videos to see what kind of idiot this will attract. Lightbulb moment. Then it will be easier to stop one kind of idiot, than to stop many armies of idiots. Anyway, let’s watch it.
“Ok, guys I am about to do the firecracker door prank. “So the equipment used in this prank is of course a firecracker, some rope, and a door.” He said in a high-pitched, annoying, snobby voice (DON’T ASK ME WHY HE HAS SUCH ANNOYING VOICE BUT HE WAS BROUGHT TO LIFE WITH THE POWER OF BANANANANANANANA PEELS) and just then, there was a conveniently unlocked door that the owner forgot to lock. “I am going to go to that unlocked door and put the firecracker on.” Just then stupid man realized that that man was not alone, he had a butcher working for him, and that was actually his shop but just then the butcher looked at stupid man and said “I HEARD THAT. GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT”, and just then there was a white text that read: “Remaining footage removed”, and that’s when the video ended. There is another thing I wanted to check about his channel. hmm what was that? Oh yeah, let’s see how many subs this guy hits, surely it can’t be that much. Besides who likes these videos anyways let’s look at it… “35.5 M subscribers” no No NO NO NO NO A MILLION TIMES NO. This is getting very risky out of 3.4 million people- wait those are only the subs, so let’s check his views. “2.5 B views”. No I’m not having this… I’M NOT. There has to be an idiot who likes these videos right? It’s time to end this.
… Meanwhile…
Hi its me jerry I know you dont know me but please dont tell the narrator about this but I am the one who suggested banananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananana man to watch these videos. Back to the narrator…
Ok are you still with me? Ok good. I set up some cameras while you were gone. Now its time to spy on Stupid Man… hmm why do I sound so stupid saying that name. Whatever, let’s get out the device that monitors the cameras. Ok let’s look at stupid man doing his gardening… seriously what is stupid man doing anyways. 
I hate stupid man… wait no it cant be… inside his garage… inside his garage…
hi narrator I am the one who suggested banananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananana man to watch these videos. (back to narrator)… …
WHAT no way you have to be kidding me jerry. Why have you done this jerry.
“I thought it would be nice for stupid man to have friends.”
But don’t you mean playdate friends?
“Yeah its nice for stupid man to ‘hang out’”
But its not that simple… stupid man cant just “hang out” with bananananana man.
“So what as long as stupid man has frien-”
Just then stupid man and banana man were climbing in a tank
(YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT OK ITS A TANK)
Wait where did they go… hmm let’s find them.
Oh. there they are… Wait a minute, they are headed for the local store. What are they doing with bandit masks on? Seems like a robbery, Ok banana man is inside the store and just stole how many is that hmm… 1000 bananas yep that’s what banana man will do with all this power. Oh how stupid, there were police behind them the whole time now they are loading the tank… Lets hope they don’t aim properly… and they missed! Yes, the police have caught both of them. Why don’t you go visit them in jail jerry? “Sure! Now I know what you were talking about”.
Meanwhile in jail…
“We did it! We stole bananas and now we are in jail Yeah!” said banana man
Banana man pulled out a party popper and a party hat that they snuck into jail earlier
“Let’s hope that the guards dont hear our cries of joy in our very own prison party.”
Just then, banana man pulled all the party poppers at once and the smoke formed a thumbs up in mid air. “Hey! I heard a gun shot coming from this cell” and just then stupid man snuggled deeper in his blankets. Wait, His blankets? And he is wearing pyjamas? in his bedroom? Oh wait… You know what that means right… Yes! It was a dream! Phew now I can relax from that monstrosity. But just to confirm that stupid man wont actually recreate the dream let me look outside the window.
The End